5 Ways to Make Spiderman's Life Easier

Now, I've been watching the Spiderman movies recently, and I noticed that he's practically working himself to death. These are 5 ways to make his life easier:

1. Become a superhero yourself and help out
He's working so hard for you, and yet, you do nothing. You don't even thank him! Help out by taking parkour lessons, learn how to fight, and become a superhero on your own. He needs the extra hands.

2. Don't be judgy
He gets enough judgement from J. Jonah Jameson, he doesn't need you talking about how he's such a "menace" too.

3. Promote him
Talk to other people about how great he is! After all, he stops robberies, murders, and city-wide villain plots. Telling other people about his other accomplishments may help his self esteem and make him better at what he does.

4. Be nice if you see him
Don't yell. It distracts him from tying up the baddies. It's as simple as that.

5. Don't get in trouble!
Do you know how many more hours of sleep Spider Man could have gotten if people hadn't been stupid? MANY. If you were smart and didn't get in trouble, his job would be ten times easier.

So, be good and help out The Amazing Spider-Man.

Let's Get Real

Okay, so, a lot of my posts (all of them) have been centered around me, and I realize that's not what a blog is supposed to be like, so, I'm changing it. Welcome to Fangirl Central.

Percy Jackson, Divergent, The Selection, Warriors, Hunger Games, Maze Runner, maybe even a bit of Harry Potter.

So, in the coming weeks of summer, keep your eyes open for new posts from me!

Ugh... Save... Me...

Bleh...

I feel like crap right now. My stomach... I think it's rebelling. It's tired of being used.

Stomach: I don't wanna be used to process foods anymore!

Body: But you have to.

Stomach: NO!

It feels like I'm gonna puke, but at the same time, I'm hungry. Soooo hungry. But then, I try to eat, and I'm not. I can't eat. Last night, my brother woke up at 2:30 in the morning, crying. It was annoying, but he kept me from drifting back into a nightmare, so, cheers to him.

Then, however, my brother started puking everywhere. It was so gross, listening to the sound of his stomach contents emptying over the bathroom floor, his floor, and the toilet. But I couldn't go back to sleep because my stomach started to hurt!

At maybe 3:30, I snuck downstairs on a fridge raid... Until I couldn't find anything appetizing to eat. How awful...

I think that I'm going to try going to church today, because I have to lead a group of grade 3-4s alone today, and I don't know if they'd have enough volunteers otherwise, but I don't know how I'm going to do. I want to just stay home.

Ughradfhdksjhfdaskhf. I'm gonna be sick. Bye.

More Books!

Hi!

I totally forgot to add to my last blog something that happened at the bookstore yesterday.

So, I was sitting, reading The Heir, when two boys, maybe eleven, walked over and started looking at some of the books around me. I noticed they were checking out The Maze Runner.

I was like, meh. Whatever. I was about to go back to reading, when one of the boys said this:

Boy 1: Looks like they made a book of it.

Boy 2: Yeah. I guess so.

Me: *steaming mad.*

I swear, if they had said that about Percy Jackson, head would have been rolling. No one, I repeat NO ONE says a book was based off the movie. Especially when they're quite different.

It got me so stinking mad!

But anyway... I would like to recommend my friend Riley's works on Wattpad to all of my readers here. Her username is: kitkatkittywillis thanks to my amazing brains. She wasn't sure what to say, so I gave her some ideas. We decided that she would be my RP character Kitty Willis. (Kat Willis). I just added KitKat because, who doesn't like chocolate?

Alright. That's all. Bye!

To the Bookstore!

Good day, my young (or old) readers,

Today is Saturday. It is raining. Like my soul... Just kidding. It's raining out, but it's nice and warm inside my house. Just the way I like it.
It's ten thirty, but I'm still in my pyjamas. I'm wearing my brown, blue and purple spotty onesie with footies. They're so comfy!

So, yesterday, my mom and I had planned on seeing Pitch Perfect 2, but they were all sold out until 10:00 at night, so we decided to see it later tonight instead. So, instead of just going home like we were going to, my dad suggested that we go over to Chapters, which is like the Barnes and Noble of Canada. I had been yearning to go there for, like, ever because The Heir had come out a week before, and I hadn't been able to finish reading it.

Since I didn't have the rest of the Selection series, I didn't think it would make much sense to go and buy the fourth book, so I spent as much time at the store as I could so that I could read it. I finally finished it after about... five times reading it at various locations. I was at the book store, and I had maybe fifteen or twenty pages left, when my dad came and said, "Time to go."

You have no idea how distraught I was. It was like my heart was breaking. I was pleading for more time. I was actually crying. It was so sad. Eventually, he gave me more time and I was able to finish it.

THE HEIR SPOILERS AHEAD. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ IT, AND ARE GOING TO, THEN DO NOT CONTINUE. I REPEAT. DO NOT READ THIS. SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

So, I was reading, and as I finished, I felt like I was having a heart attack too! America cannot DIE! NO! I forbid it! And the way Eadlyn was all: I'll finish this, and when I do, I'll have a ring on my finger, I was all AHHH!

I seriously ship Eady with Erik. They just... Have a connection. Either them, or Eady and Kile. I really like Kile.

A lot of them remind me of characters in America's selection. Like how they described Ean like he was a natural prince. He reminds me of Kriss. She was like a natural princess. And Hale reminds me of Marlee in the way that he's just so... Marlee-like. I don't know who reminds me of Celeste, but it's also Ean. He's just so... arrogant, if I do say so myself.

But anyway, I would just like to say, I WANT ERIK TO WIN THE CROWN!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH! I can't even describe how much I ship them together.

Alright. I have to go. Bye!

Week and Weekend

Hello fellow bloggers!

Nice to see you... Well, I'm not actually seeing you, but, you get what I mean. This week has been so exciting! Just kidding. It. Was. BORING!

On Saturday, I was babysitting again for the same family, except this time, I had all three kids. They were fine...Until bedtime. The oldest boy and the middle girl went DOWN fine, but the youngest girl really didn't want to go to bed. Then again, she's only one, so what do you expect.
Then, at 11PM, I heard violent coughing, and then screams and wails. I ran upstairs to check on the one who was crying, and it turned out to be the middle girl. She woke up from a nightmare, and had started crying. She went back down, but then, a few minutes later, started wailing again!
I ran up and it turned out she had a really bad earache. I had thought that if she kept screaming, I myself would have an earache! SERIOUSLY! That girl can shriek!

Then, on Sunday, it was pretty laid back. I did, like, nothing all day. It was glorious!

Monday, however, was PAT day. Or, what some Americans call it, SAT day. Provincial Achievement Test. Ugh. Two and a half hours of silence, and the tapping of laptops. It was okay, until I finished. Then I started reading on Wattpad. The teacher who was supervising us didn't care, or just didn't notice until this girl asked to go get her phone and got told that phones weren't allowed. Then she pointed me out and said, "But Katie has hers." I got in soooo much trouble. The teacher was all, "You knew the rules! You should have followed the instructions!" But, however, I remember the teachers saying we couldn't listen to music while doing the test, not just no phones, although, it does make sense. Ugh. I hate PATs.

Today, we had four classes, then we left to go to the high school down the street to see their drama production of Suessical Musical. I have to say. I was not that impressed. The singing was meh, and so was the acting. The set was just bad, although, the spinning stage was pretty cool. I think they should have renamed the play Horton Hears A Who (with a twist). It would have been better had I not been expecting more than just one story. Oh well. At least I'm not going there next year. I'm going to PVA BABY! Woo!

That's all. I'll tell you what happens throughout the rest of the week! Bye!

Babysitting!

Hi!

Tonight I was babysitting my mom's friend's baby girl. Her name was Elizabeth, and she was the cutest thing ever! She had blonde hair and blue-gray eyes. She kept on walking around, not saying anything (she's 1), hoping I'd understand what she wanted.

She, for some reason, continued to attempt to go into the bathroom and use her older sister's toothbrush. It was exausting. She never knew what to do next!

I took her to the park, and she went on each thing for about ten seconds before moving onto the next piece of equipment and then doing that over and over again.

While she was adorable, she was tiring. So, so tiring. I did get $20 out of it, though. So, yay!

I have to go to bed soon. Bye!