Sunday, 5 July 2015

5 Ways to Make Spiderman's Life Easier

Now, I've been watching the Spiderman movies recently, and I noticed that he's practically working himself to death. These are 5 ways to make his life easier:

1. Become a superhero yourself and help out
He's working so hard for you, and yet, you do nothing. You don't even thank him! Help out by taking parkour lessons, learn how to fight, and become a superhero on your own. He needs the extra hands.

2. Don't be judgy
He gets enough judgement from J. Jonah Jameson, he doesn't need you talking about how he's such a "menace" too.

3. Promote him
Talk to other people about how great he is! After all, he stops robberies, murders, and city-wide villain plots. Telling other people about his other accomplishments may help his self esteem and make him better at what he does.

4. Be nice if you see him
Don't yell. It distracts him from tying up the baddies. It's as simple as that.

5. Don't get in trouble!
Do you know how many more hours of sleep Spider Man could have gotten if people hadn't been stupid? MANY. If you were smart and didn't get in trouble, his job would be ten times easier.

So, be good and help out The Amazing Spider-Man.